skippy

To wear your head gear (i.e. a hat) off from center either in haste or by accident.

After putting on his hat before they went out, Anthony asked his wife Christina, "Hon, how do I look". "A little skippy, let me fix that." she replied, and places the brim of the hat dead center.

by RiverFox July 12, 2009

skippy

A well-known celebrity persona created to "house" the EVIL TWIN of a relatively decent person.

Always BLAMELESS no matter what else happens. NEVER, EVER "responsible" for traumas real or imagined.

So there !

" Who put peanut butter on the Pomeranian's palate that cause the owner to rush him to the Vet? "

"I don't want to call names, but SKIPPY was pointing and laughing."

by skippydammit November 19, 2003

skippy

Used to describe someone who wears cheap clothing.

Rich Boy: Hey everyone, look at my new pair of trainers. They're the most expensive Nike Airs ever made.
Poor Boy: Wow, you're lucky. I'm still wearing my old Dunlop trainers.
Rich Boy: Jesus mate.
Piss Taker#1: Yeah you peasant, you're so skippy. You skippy bastard.

by Lord Davos January 14, 2021

A Skippy

When a dog eats peanut butter out of your ass while you are fucking a MILF

Bulldogs have the best tounges for a Skippy

by BradleySnooper May 23, 2017

skippy

a description for a woman who is easy to have sex with because she is 'easy to spread'

"How was your date with Emily last nite?" "Skippy"

by mark September 30, 2003

skippy

A brand of peanut butter or to be damn right.

Damn skippy, I hate that skippy and jelly sandwich.

by Doco The Magic Dragon September 05, 2003

skippy

also known as the white devil, or fluffy devil. A white male cat that has satan like qualities. Such as, attacking your feet while walking by, attacking your head while you sleep, attacking your hand because it moved slightly, attacking your leg because he thought he saw a bug that some looks a lot like nothing. Its powers lie in its looks. It may however look adorable don't touch it. Its fluffiness hides its claws that are always out. It also has an act for playing dead. Another thing is that it moans for no reason at all. the only way to fix this problem is to shoot the cat (highly recommended) or have it castrated. WARNING: if you have a cat like this do not let it spawn its babies will have wings and the taste for human blood. If this was to happen call the local authorities and invest in a semi automatic shotgun.

Jim: man my cat freakin scratched the crap out of arm this morning.

Larry: sounds like you have a skippy on your hands

by jewman1293 July 18, 2010