Skeet

when a man squirts his white sprite all over a female and slaps her in the sphincter.
I like to skeet on my hos!
by Jennifer Spaghetti September 30, 2006
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(N.) A Euphemism for Ejaculate. It's a simple as that.
No White person knows what "Skeet" means, so you can have some fun with the word at Work or School. Intrestingly enough, no White person has even heard that word before Dave Chappelle or the Yin Yang Twins in "Saltshaker"(: "Skeet so much, they call her Billy Ocean." That's funny as shit, by the way.)
by G-Union May 10, 2004
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A term used in Ulster and North Leinster (Ireland).
Skeets ("skayt" in skeet language) are the opposite of rockers, and a variation of spide.
Generally wearing a Meckenzie or Fred Perrie tracksuit, carrying a knife and a number one haircut.
Most have a vocabulary of about 3, and have the conversational skills of your average garden brick.

Skeet language:
"Well ba"
"Ye startin?"
"Aye go on den"
"UR MA!"
"Stab ye hay!"
Etc etc

Skeet females are like the males, only usually really really fit.
Only problem is that the only thing that ever comes out of their mouths is white noise.
Generally pregnant or seeking pregnancy.

Skeets enjoy beating up rockers, EMOs, stealing, aswell other forms of crime, eating, sleeping and getting each other pregnant.
An agressive species, they are attracted to flourescent light, particular glowsticks.

There presence is usually signified by the "nst nst nst" dance rythtym of that pigshite they like to call "their" music.

Utter gobshites...
Aye he's a pure skeet hay

Ye startin son?
by Conchúir Ó hÓgáin February 27, 2008
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I'm bout to skeet all in your face. Don't make a skeet stain on my sheet.
by Annonomous August 22, 2005
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Skeet

Coitus Interruptus,

The act of withdrawing the genitalia from the female's vagina and ejaculating elsewhere. Used to prevent unwanted pregnancy. It has a 20% failure rate.
Even a nigger with 24s can get skeeted on...
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....Spinnnnnnnnnnn and da rims don't stop sucka roll up get ....chopped wit mah glock!
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by Random Negro March 31, 2007
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A term used to describe a horrible mix of Raver and Thug commonly found in Newry and its surrounding areas. Skeets normally shave their heads, wear earrings, listen to dance (occassionally rap) music, wear racing jackets, have limited knowledge or grammar skills (e.g. they pronounce 's' as 'sh') and beat up anyone who is better or smarter than them and also anyone who looks at them. Tend to attack in groups or when they get their asses kicked come back with the boysh and knives.
Listenin to da skeet beats with da boysh
by Conor McCaul March 17, 2008
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n; A terrifying mix of snow, rain, wind, and hate. A clear-white substance that falls from the sky, soaking everybody's clothes, and filling all of our hearts with darkness.
Better get some good boots and foul weather gear. God's skeeting all over the place out there.
by callahandsome October 29, 2011
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