Sitch Ditch

1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"
"Eleanor we gotta talk."
"Oh yeah? What's up?"
"Well, here's the sitch ditch..."
by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022
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sauce out the sitch

Be way better, cooler or prettier kinda like a glo up
She's gonna sauce out the sitch.
by Hallot March 25, 2017
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Soul Sitch

1. Subconsciously committal bond between two people who are soulfully entangled to each other.

2. Not a Relationship, not a Situationship.
Imani: Are y'all dating yet?
Malcolm Not really, we in a lil soul sitch.
by Wildmosquito December 09, 2023
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The Legendary Sitch God

No beginning and no end what has happen, happened! One must have no heart and give no fucks to reach this level of Sitch.
The Legendary Sitch God has just entered the building quick hide ya girls.
by The All Knowing Chacks October 17, 2019
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sitch

kaylin is such a sitch
by a person/ dude November 28, 2017
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sitch

situation, circumstances, surroundings....
(group of 10 people arriving at a popular beach in San Diego in the middle of summer...)

Jenni: "wait here guys, i will walk down and see what the sitch is" Jenni wants to assess the *situation*... For example, she will ascertain the following: Are there too many people here? Is there anywhere for us to all lie our blankets and set up beach volleyball? Too many annoying kids around? ... Then she can report back to her friends on whether or not it would be a waste of time to even walk down there.
by Jenni8756789 April 09, 2017
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sitch

a word word to describe or insult someone as stupid and a bitch
Betty is such a sitch .
i’m such a sitch for not telling her.
by koolaiid August 29, 2019
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