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scritter

Destroyed one’s credibility by citing a convicted pedophile in support of an untenable hypothesis. (Verb)
You just scrittered your whole argument.
by StevenTNAFO October 30, 2023
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pocket-siri

The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.
Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!
by HeyChickaBumpBump February 15, 2014
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Siri

Siri means true beauty. She's so hot that your boots will melt down when she looks at you. When you see her you will think that she's a super model or some other kind of super hot celebrity. She'll propably smile at you and make you pass out and forget that there excists other girls in the world. The truth is that Siri just don't care about being a super hot celebrity. The only thing she cares about is being the best girlfriend in the world for the luckiest guy on earth. Siri is in general super talented, especially when it comes organizing things, cooking, dancing and make her home cozy. Her heart is made of gold and it is impossible not to fall in deep love with her if she lets you in. But remember that she is really really htg. Don't be surprised if she has "Cozy" or "Good Hearted" as her middle name. If you have a girlfriend named Siri treat her Siriously like a queen and you'll get treated like a king. You'll most likely get impressed by her awesome bed and her amazing skills when it comes to boiling eggs. Don't forget to give her cuddle! If you do - you'll get into trouble for sure - big time! But don't worry! She's so adorable you won't forget.
Wow...these eggs taste fantastic...they must be boiled by Siri.

OMG every man in the neighborhood passed out! Siri must have been hanging around.
by lioncuddle July 28, 2012
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scritchies

1. The gentle scratching, or rubbing with the fingertips, of one's head, back, or similar hard-to-reach area by another person. Scritchies are assumed to be on the head unless otherwise specified.
2. To give scritchies: To scratch someone else in this manner.
3. A scritchie: A specific instance of someone giving somone else scritchies. The singular is rarely used.
1. Scritchies are fun.
2. He tried giving her scritchies to cheer her up.
3. This is turning out to be a very long scritchie.
by Artscrafter April 7, 2005
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shrit

oh look, here comes Sam, wearing another shrit.

i am going through my wardrobe, getting rid of my shrits.
by defoeboy October 9, 2013
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Simitus

The time when somebody has just gotten The Sims and obsessively plays it for days on end.
Severe cases include people walking around trying to speak like their Sims.
Person 1: Where is Jenny?
Person 2: Oh, she has been up in her room all week. She has a pretty bad case of Simitus.
by spazzmle June 2, 2009
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Sirat

Sirat

If you have a Sirat in your life you are very lucky. She is one of the most sweetest, cutest, and caring girls you meet. She will care for you a lot if you are her friend and if you are her friend you should be very thankful to have her in your life. An amazing smart person with an amazing personality. One of the most beautiful people and smartest people you’ll know.

Hey have you seen Sirat?
Yeah she’s so cute and nice! I head she’s pretty smart too!
Damn have you seen Sirat?
Yeah she’s always looking cute!
by A n o n y m o u s June 8, 2020
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