simpologist

A man who has mastered the art of simp. He has studied and perfected simping, all he knows is simp.

Bly is snapping Zoe again, Bly is a simpologist.

by Simpologist March 7, 2020

Simpcel

Someone(usually a guy) who manages to display simp and incel traits simultaneously. They have never found romantic success in their lives and treat any girl they find attractive like a goddess. You can often find these people spending hours of their time in Twitch E-girl streams donating money and leaving thirsty comments.

Example: Simpcel: *Typing* "(E-girl) you're outrageously gorgeous. Everything about you is absolute perfection.

E-girl: *Sees message* "Thanks, thats nice of you to say (username)"

Simpcel: "She noticed me... SHE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME!" *starts typing* "Anything for you my love, here's a little gift to show you how much I love and care for you" *Donates $500*

Egirl: "Wow thanks for the $500 donation (username). Thats the biggest donation i've gotten all day. Time to write your name on the top of the white board". *writes name on Whiteboard* "There you go top donation from (username)".

Simpcel: YES! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON THE TOP OF THE BOARD!!! *Jizzes pants*

by TheUncommonOne March 8, 2022

simpostor

When you're playing 'Among Us' as an imposter and you kill everyone except your crush.

Ben: Bruh Yellow could've easily killed red in cafeteria.
Thomas: Nah he told me before that he's crushing on her.
Ben: LOL what a simpostor.

by RLACNO10, DANTHEMAN September 23, 2020

Simpolitan

A very underground style, which seeks to combine modern Metropolitan clothing styles with simple designs and less colors. usually there is a color scheme to it, and 5 or less colors. Very presentable, and semi-formal yet casual, simple yet stylish.

----------Simpolitan Rock-------
~skinny jeans or tight pants
~Boy:Art-Graphic Tee/V-neck/Solid Color Tee

Girl: Tops with patterned design

~Little accessories
~2 colored or less shoes
~Simple Hoodie

The hair is also an important part it's probably the most complicated and diverse part, can vary from a "Hipster Hair" to faux-hawk, to an "Emo" hairstyle or a very simplistic "Scene", and i use these words very lightly and emphasize on the simplicity of the hair, usually one solid color and no extreme style to it.

---------------Simpolitan Hip-Hop---------
~Boy:Solid color V-neck or crew collar

Girl: Patterned Tops
~ Solid color straight jeans or pants
~ Pair of calm sunglasses (used only outdoors)

Hair is usually very short, and buzzed.
Female hairstyles are very variant.

Focused more in Metropolitan Areas.

Simple & Metropolitan

Simpolitan
Mostly seen in the urban/cities of places France, England, Spain, Canada, New York, California, and quickly growing in Miami, West Palm Beach, Orlando.

Popular among people in their early 20's

There is no example, for Simpolitan, it can be anything modern and metropolitan, in a vey simple way.

by 1oooosimpolitan15173o464o March 21, 2011

Simpicity

Simpicity returns clarity to ones perception.

We took as a lone scooter and the rail system to apply simpicity to our thinking.

by Urbansmart66 September 19, 2018

Simpology

The study of straight simpin

Josh: Tyler, Congrats! I heard you got into the Doctorate's program in Simpology, Sunshine Community College!
Tyler: Thanks Josh!

by GeniusBun February 26, 2020

simpo

the name noah and henry come to mind when thinking of someone overobsessing over a girl in a creepy sort of way...
if someone of their name slides into your dms be cautions becuase they can be the best and worst thing that happen to you

;0

mate: did u actully like him
girl: na m8 he was a total simpo

girl: hey baby

guy: hi girl
*guy to mates*

nah bruvh she was a total simpo

by ole mate March 24, 2020