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unsuccessful simping

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".
He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.
by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020
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SIMPLIFE

For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.
by Jeff D December 28, 2005
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Simpinquity

Simpinquity- from simpatico & propinquity- mid 2010-American derivation

1- The state of 2 similarly minded individuals yearning to be physically close to each other
2- single-mindedly compatible
3- compatibly close
The couple who live around the corner have known each other since high school and the key to their loving relationship is simpinquity.
by Pastor Bush July 5, 2010
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Simping

Simping
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

A man tearing down another man just to gain points with females, mainly male bashing females.
Simping
Sweetheart it hurts my heart to see you hurting, you are my rock and if you crumble then I will crumble, our love is the foundation of our everlasting relationship, I'm crying inside...please hold me.
by Maledic July 31, 2018
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simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished
“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019
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Pimp Simpin

A “movement” for when you are with the boys and ur simpin.
Bob: “Yo what’s up Ben.”
Ben: ”Yo the boys are here, and we’re pimp simpin in here, you should come over bro.”
by Sogino April 5, 2020
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pimpin' not simpin'

Being emotionally unavailable and preventing yourself from catching feelings. Not getting hurt by these hoes, instead having control and pulling these hoes.
Man after Emily broke my heart imma start pimpin' not simpin' for these hoes.
by coochiepower19 August 21, 2020
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