Silica gel packet

A good snack for a hungry man. Will replenish all of your hunger needs, easily portable for all your snacky desires.

Man I’d like to eat a silica gel packet

by PleaseSaveMySoul June 24, 2022

simocash

A homosexual, who likes to spank off while watching young boys play sport. Eversince the tender age of 10 in a meat blender accident where he lost his testes he kept the distinct sound of a high-pitched kermit bitch.

If your voice breaks and you make an ass yourself, you will most likely be called a simocash.

If you enjoy watching young boys play sport, and imagine them pantless then you are a simocash

by sean williams June 25, 2004

similar nomenclature

The art of re-phrasing text or re-naming common objects by changing the words and components of words to synonyms or antonyms.

according to the rules of similar nomenclature Microsoft become Macrohard, ETC

by M. Athens May 13, 2005

Simian Cranial Cannon

This is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. This act requires the insertion of the penis into the nasal cavity of the ape and ejaculating as close to the brain of the ape as possible. If this position is achieved and semen reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. If it is alive of course. If not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.

"Guys, I'm gonna go do a Simian Cranial Cannon, be back in 5."
"Ok Peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, OK?"

by Jacob Gilbert October 28, 2006

Silicans

Slang for fake breasts.

Man did you see her silicans? They were huge!!

by Tabbles March 13, 2009

Simian

A language only three people obtain. A secret code used by the one and only bbp side cult. Simple terms used from word to word structure which represent each letter with clicks to separate each complete word.

What does 'pookah dot oo ah' mean?

It's ABCD in Simian silly.

by @bbpclips April 27, 2019

look-similar

Someone who is constantly told they look like a famous person, but in reality only moderately resemble them.

"Oh my goodness, you and Woody Harrelson are total "look-similars!"

"Thank you"

by JMc4008 February 4, 2010