simpamiot

Someone who drives a Harley to local biker barks, wears leather jackets, and has a tattoo of their naked ex wife on their arm

The guy’s such a simpamiot he can’t fathom eating a salad

by your local dictionary December 26, 2023

Simian Slam

The act of intentionally ejaculating upon the first thrust of entering a woman, and it being a particularly violent thrust at that.

My babe is coming over later but I'm tired so I'm just gonna do the Simian Slam.

by RealRichardSimmons January 26, 2026

Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025