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Shotgun Shits

Fecal matter erupting from the anus at a high rate of speed it does not give the person a chance to be fully covering the toilet. It erupts onto nearby objects resembling a shotgun emitted fecal matter buckshot sprayed the area. This condition maybe be confused diarrhea but the velocity and coverage of the fecal matter it differs and is often very messy and leaves the restroom attendant in despair.
by Castle Enterprises December 19, 2008
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Vodka Shits

When you wake up the morning after taking shots like a mf badass and you have got to take a serious shit that ususally ends up watery and painful.
"Dude, last night was lit asf but these Vodka Shits got me fucked up, fam"
by Magfastha May 22, 2016
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shitsing

Verb:
To cover the surrounding area in shit
Said almost always after you think you are going to brown

"I'm shitsing!!!!"
by Cumswamp December 2, 2021
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the smell of 1000 shits

A phrase used when refering to something that has had roughly 1000 shits taken in it. To picture this, think of the shittiest porto-poty you've ever gone into and picture Bono cooking rotten eggs over a fire of burning hair.
Person 1:"I have to shit, so I'm gonna have to use that gas station restroom"
Person 2:"Good luck."
**...moments later...**
Person 1: "God damn, that bathroom had the smell of 1000 shits."
Person 2: "More like a thousand and one shits, wacka wacka wacka."
by Monopogo November 14, 2009
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Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020
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Three Shits to the Wind

A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.
William had several helpings of Mexican food last night and now he's three shits to the wind.
by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011
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Shits n' Gigs

when you do something for fun, there is no purpose for the action you are performing. it is usually something very immature and stupid.
Boy 1: i just took a picture of my poop!
Boy 2: uhm, why?
Boy 1: just for Shits n' Gigs !
by Kvanny March 14, 2011
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