Scultch

An idiot with a computer

Im a Scultch

by mmmmmmnbfddgd f2f gz April 15, 2015

sault ste marie style

Pronounced: Soo-saint-Marie style. A sex act where she has a strap-on and enters his ass while he, hips inverted to hers, enters her ass and they anal fuck each other. Preferred by her since he'll usually give her control of the rate and pressure. Also known as "The Soo" for the towns on either side of the US Canada border.

"Both you and yer hubby are walking funny today, Darla. You did it Sault Ste Marie style last night, didn't ya?"

by Simon Proxy April 20, 2016

Shalty

Being both salty and shady at once.

Man, Carla was pretty shalty today.

by thegoodnamesarealltaken October 10, 2016

Kurt Schultz

something when someone who doesn't stop complaining about getting dumped keeps complain

Norman: Hey whats up
Tom: Stacy just dumped me man
Norman: Dude, that was a week ago you're turning into a Kurt Schultz

by Darn Dude June 7, 2017

the schultz

1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.

2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss

3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones

megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz

The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz

Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.

dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.

by long dong silver888 November 22, 2009

To the shelter

'To the shelter' is a phrase used in order to escape from obsessive girls, generally ex girlfriends but in some cases just general obsessiveness.

Example 1:
Girl 1: I still really like you
Guy 1: TO THE SHELTER!
Example 2:
Guy 1: Oh dude you don't wanna get with her
Guy 2: Oh, why not man?
Guy 1: I had to get my ass over to the shelter after I tapped that one
Definition 3:
Guy 1: Dude that bitch won't stop calling me!
Guy 2: Yo better get your ass to the shelter

by Three Kings of Orient July 31, 2009

Sheltonize

Taking normal, everyday things and making them extreme. Slang term introduced into the Greenville, OH region. Thought to have been introduced by people who would do unnecessarily extreme things like rip sleeves off of shirts, wear sleeveless shirts in cold weather, and drink highly caffeinated energy drinks.

The douchebag had to "Sheltonize" a perfectly good t-shirt by cutting the sleeves off, so he could be a sweet broseph and wear it to the gym.

The guys at the gym "sheltonized" their flow session by drinking AMP before hand.

by dmoneyduck April 27, 2009