Love Shim

Something you insert into woman's vagina along with your cock due to your lack of size and or her lack of elasticity.

Bones: Hey Fav, I heard you gave it to old Sally Hayes last night.
Fav: I tried. You know what they say about Sally !
Bones: No doubt ! What did you use for a love shim ?
Fav: A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon !
Bones: Man, you are old school !
Fav: Yeat !

by Fav February 15, 2008

Shtimple

A long hard piece of wood used for many amazing purposes

"Tommy beat me with his Shtimple

by THE ALL POWERFUL TICKLER October 25, 2022

Schtimen

Meant to be said with a group of people in a raindrop (One person says it, than more and more to the point its almost rabble) fashion while greeting somebody. It is the only word said throughout the whole conversation. This word is designed to leave the person your greeting scratching there head and saying What the Fuck!? It has no real meaning other than the intent to completely shock and dazzle the person being greeted. It is not from the German Language.

(Group of people walk up to a doorbell and ring it, Rhuwell comes to the door)
Person 1: Schtimen
Person 2,1: Schtimen
Rhuwell: Hi...
Person 3,1: Schtimen
Person 4,1,2,3: Schtimen
Rhuwell: What the fuck, im leaving
Person 5: Schtimen

by Robb from Staten Island February 16, 2008

Shimell

Surname meaning incredibly sexy person. This person is highly intelligent, very gifted in the looks department.
Incredibly classy, any Shimell is a good catch. But that said, catching yourself a Shimell partner is hard to do. Not only is there many around, they have excellent self control and self respect, so will not let themselves into just anyones arms!

- "Wow, I wish I could date XXXXXXXX Shimell"........"Well, you'd be very lucky, but a Shimell person won't date just anyone, good luck there!"

- "Someone got 100% in the exam"......."Wow, it could only have been XXXXXXX Shimell, they are so clever"

by JoeFromThePub November 5, 2016

Shimble-ated

Shimble-ated - To be led astray on a night out with a member of the group who has no off switch or sense of time or financial budget. An unacceptable amount money would be spent on alcohol and other adult leisure activities followed by no more than 3 hours sleep. The minimum session time to qualify is 12 hours with a minimum spend of £300. You should also suffer serious memory loss, regaining menories over the following few days is acceptable. The next day should be spent fighting the urge to vomit. Chancing a fart is not recommend for 48 hours. If you find yourself to have been a victim of this heinous act the only cure is to force down a full English breakfast and drink heavily whilst playing golf.

I went out for steady one last night and got Shimble-ated, I got in at 5.00am and now I can't remember my own name, dodge a shart or pay the mortgage.

by Hungover Golfer January 13, 2020

shimeon

Shimeon is the omniscient and omnipresent ruler of our world.

He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.

When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.

Only the great dictator Shimeon can guide us through these global catastrophes.

by themashiara November 24, 2021

Jin Shim

A sexy man with glorious biceps almost larger than his dick.

girl: holy shit I saw Jin Shim today and I instantly got so wet!!!

by Gl1zzy g0bbler February 24, 2022