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Shekel

1.Official currency of the state of Israel, as of February 2020 the exchange rate is 3.43 shekels on the dollar
2. Term used by righties LARPing as jews to imply that someone who disagrees with them is a shill and their opinion is invalid
Ex1: "Hey do you know where I can get some shekels? I'm going to be visiting Israel soon"
Ex2:

P1:"*something liberal*"
P2: "Have a shekel, goy!"
by BigPP rockboi February 16, 2020
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shekela

Damn Shekela fine asf 😂lmao
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Shekeleering

The act of selling a FREE product or service to others for a fee.

Often considered the act of scamming people out of their money for something that by all accounts should be provided free of charge.
"Yeah Shlomo has a nice shekeleering operation going. Last week, he sold Adobe Reader to some old lady for $50!"
by Aliel The Heretic April 22, 2022
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Shmekell

Tickling someone whilst your hand is covered in cum just to watch them wiggle like a gooey worm
Last night was fun, until she shmekelled me. I didn’t know whether to laugh or be disgusted.
by PoliticalTruth June 14, 2023
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Shekel

Cash, Money, Dollah Bills, Bones... what you and I don't got.

More literally, the currency of biblical and modern Israel.
"Man, I want to get that new iPhone, but I don't have the shekel for that thing..."
by NateMightBeGreat August 7, 2023
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Shekelbergstein Treatment

When a person, in a game of Uno, is bullied relentlessly by being forced to draw many cards, and having at the very least over 20 cards in his deck.
Player 1: "You guys just keep spamming +4 cards and now I have 64 cards"
Player 2: "You've just experienced the Shekelbergstein Treatment"
by Shekelbergstein May 9, 2024
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Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.
"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.
by JoeStentorian November 2, 2023
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