schrödinger's boyfriend

He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrödinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

by CHorta13 May 11, 2016

schrödinger's emoticon

Double epic fail of Correction entry for Oct 4th 2014 word of the day. It's :(:

Schrödinger's emoticon is often seen in the popular phrase "Bipolar is awesome!" :):

by DangerZone October 10, 2014

shoddy not

Term used for avoiding unwanted responsibility in a group setting.

Chris: "We're outta beer... Who's going to the store?"
Alex&Zubin: "Shoddy not!"
Chris: "Fuck"

by ivan_the_terrible September 18, 2006

Schrodinger's Marmite

Something that you love and hate at the same time, like Schrodinger's cat which existed in a state of being both alive and dead. The quantum superposition of the two emotions (love and hate) may collapse at some point in the future.

Schrodinger's Marmite can be used instead of the term Love Hate Relationship

Bill "I really like watching YouTube videos"
Ted "I have a love hate relationship with it, for me it's Schrodinger's Marmite"
Bill "oh you are just too clever for me"

by Mr. E. Mann. June 27, 2013

Schrödinger's Virgin

In accordance to the thought experiment devised by the Austrian physicist Erwin Schrodinger, the schrodinger´s virgin is the individual who cannot prove their first act of sexual intercourse due to a lack of tangible evidence. That is, he finds himself in a quantum superposition as a result of a subatomic event that may or may not have occured.

"Bro I finally lost my virginity!"
"With whom?"
"...you dont know her. She lives in Canada."
"Your a Schrödinger's Virgin because we dont kow if thats true"

by The Daddy Oakdawg October 9, 2018

shmodobbler

A Person that holds too many farts in to the point of exhaustion and sickness

I hate shmodobblers they can’t let it rip.

by —“The Dragon Slayer”— February 2, 2023

Schrödinger's Cat

To add to Nope4810's definition...

"Schrödinger's Cat is actually so complicated that even though I tried to explain it in the simpliest terms I could, I made no sense."

...Don't worry. The analogy is supposed to not make sense. Schrödinger was trying to illustrate how absurd it is to apply quantum mechanics on a macro scale.

Schrödinger's Cat is a deliberately confusing analogy trying to show how absurd the theory behind it actually is.

by lipplog August 30, 2015