Shranky dank

When you gobble up that weed so fast that it seems to have disappeared.

Man, what happened? Our weed went poof-gonzo. That was some mean shranky dank!

by Webbsterrsdicctionaryy September 11, 2015

Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

head shrinker

A psychologist (derogatory).

See also: shrink.

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."

by xido November 7, 2004

Sharianna

The name means intelligent.

Pronounced- ShaRianna
You do not want to mess with her. She's sweet and has patience but if you mess with her she'll become the biggest bitch ever.

Everybody wants to be friends with her.

Everybody thinks she is intelligent and beautiful.

Mother To Be - "Oh Amor, lets name our daughter Sharianna."
Father To Be-"Okay Amor"

Girl-"Yo Keneisha why you hatin on Sharianna"
Keneisha-" That Bitch is a mamatoto"
Girl-"But shes soo sweet"
Keneisha-"I know thats why I'm a hater"

by DRSV October 24, 2011

Seriana

Very unique and one of a kind, Seriana is a cool, outgoing and hilarious girl, very fun to hang out with. Before you get to know her, she seems mean and unapproachable, but she'll attract you anyway because of how beautiful and charismatic she is, she IS sexy as hell, and once you talk to her, you'll feel like you've been friends forever because of how confortable she'll make you feel and how hard she'll make you laugh, you'll feel special right away and you'll feel like you can tell her everything, and you probably will, and she will listen. Though she is one of the kindest and sweetest person you'll meet, she is a bad bitch and most definitely she will ruin your life if you do her wrong, so be careful, you must know that you CANNOT pull any tricks on her, she knows everything to the point where she is able to predict your next move.

Seriana is so chill i could spend the whole week with her

Wow Seriana is such a badass !!

by itisbilltho December 25, 2019

Closet Shrine

A place of worship dedicated to a person with no knowledge of its existence. The shrine may contain the person's used tissues, worthless possessions, and an exact replica of the person constructed from the person's old chewing gum. The statue is to be worshipped in the shrine each night before bed and homage is to be paid.

Helga is stalking Arnold religiously. She even has a closet shrine dedicated to him where she worships a statue of him every night before bed.

by lafuferfly August 11, 2010

shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003