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Arkhaik Shredtasticitis

The sometimes deadly desease in which one cannot stop themselves from eargasming every 2.37 seconds to the band Archaic Eclipse.
ex. 1
"8:37am i cant stop listening to bezerker.
8:37am neither can i.
8:37am its so brutal.
8:37am i'm still listening to lucid also
both of those are on a repeat playlist on my ipod (which i take everywhere)
lol" ~An actual conversation between two sexy, beautiful men with severe cases of Arkhaik Shredtasticitis.

ex 2. *Do not take Archaic Eclipse if you have a pre-existing awesomeness condition, as heart failure and severe hemorrhaging are possible and likely. If you have a Archaic Eclipse lasting for more than 4 hours, contact your doctor immediately, as this could be a sign of a rare but serious side effect (Arkhaik Shredtasticitis).“Don’t wait! Get Archaic Eclipse right now! You won’t regret it.”~Endorsed by ArchaicInc—“Searching for a cure of “Arkhaik Shredtasticitis” to support all those infected. All donations are appreciated!”
by Archaic Drummer December 21, 2010
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sorestation

When you have been playing on the playstation for so long that your fingers become unable to use due to overwhelming pain in them.
"man, I was playing on the playstation yesterday, today I played again and it just became a sorestation"
by The POC July 11, 2007
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Rohun Shrestha

ROHUN is the only way to describe them. They are always rohun, and will always remain so.
"Hey, do you see that guy over there?"
"Oh yeah, he's Rohun Shrestha. Nobody messed with him."
"He's so ROHUN."
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shredtastic

adjective

When you describe something that was crazy, gnarly, amazing, etc.
1. Man that shred session was shredtastic.
2. Mom that was a shredtastic dinner.
3. Today was shredtastic.
by Boro wakeskater May 16, 2010
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Shiesta

Person #1: Hey man, where were you this whole time?

Person #2: My bad, I just took a shiesta.

Person #1: Oh, so you fell asleep taking a shit?

Person #2: Yep.
by Mr. Random1 January 5, 2014
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shestakova

means to fuck with all your might till you bleed feels amazing but kinda hurts
hey lets go and shestakova tonight baby
by keller fellmin July 11, 2009
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Shiesta

When a person simultaneously naps and shits their pants. More commonly seen at nursing homes.
“Hey Fran, have you seen Elmer?”

Oh yea he went off to have a shiesta.”
by Twacyt December 29, 2017
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