showmethumtitties

"showmethumtitties." A phrase that in itself, captures the collective attitude and mentality of rebuking and belittling the postmodern feminist movement. Contemptuous, repressive, real. Used as much as a rallying cry as it is a direct instruction.

Self-empowered woman: "You'd better respect me. If you don't appreciate me, I'll find a real man who will."

Disinterested male: "showmethumtitties."
------------------- --------------------------
Dillusional ex-girlfriend: "This is my new boyfriend as you can plainly see, he's much better than you ever were."

Two gentlemen nod, share unspoken acknowledgement, "showmethumtitties".
------------------- --------------------------
Uppity coed has gathered a campus crowd: "Hi guys, my name is arbitrary female name, and I'm running for Student-Body President. It's really important that you all come out to vote, so that we can show the rest of the school how seriously our class takes student government and the betterment of this university."

Largely-male audience: "showmethumtitties."

by friarSams September 1, 2007

showhorse

A person who can talk the talk but can't walk the walk. Someone who dresses with style, looks like they got it together, and can look like they have expensive taste but when it comes to depth they can't deliver. No real skills, no real talent, even though they got the "look".

She messed up my hair even though hers looks flawless. What a showhorse.

by BBry September 12, 2013

Showman

Someone who over exaggerates the fuck out of things
Someone who loves to gas stories and make up lies

You are the biggest showman ever.
Bro#1: Yo you fuck that girl?
Bro#2: Yeah I fucked her 5 times and made her orgasm 27 times
Bro#1: Wow you are a showman

Bro#1: *sends snap chat of himself chugging a beer while driving*
Bro#2: C'mon man that is a showman snap

Originated from Johnny1k Nashua NH

by ELOCO17 May 24, 2018

Showmosexual

someone in love with, or a devoted fan of, the band Showbread

A term derived from an internet article claiming the band was homosexual (which they are not)

Intended to be used in a fun or joking manor, and not serious in any way.

Have you heard Showbread's new album? I swear, it's turning me into a Showmosexual"

by ShowbreadSuperFan August 15, 2009

snowmo

snowmo
/snəʊməʊ/
noun
Snow-related fomo (fear of missing out).

"The snow was not going to stick, so Fenella and Sophia had massive snowmo and ran outside to take pictures."

by phiichen February 3, 2015

Showcase Showdown

The round on The Price Is Right where a big wheel is spun and three players have already played their pricing games. The object is to come as close as you can to $1.00--WITHOUT GOING OVER. Getting the $1.00 (the 100) directly or in a combination of two spins (the two have to equal 100 or $1.00) awards $1,000 ($5,000 if a Million Dollar Spectacular). Landing on the green sections (5 and 15) during the bonus spin earns you $10,000 (previously $5,000) and landing on the 100 again on the bonus spin earns you $25,000 (previously $10,000). Players (and most often the host) can also be booed when they do not get the wheel around at least once.

"And now, here's Drew Carey (or Bob Barker) with the Showcase Showdown!" announcer Rich Fields said after announcing the consolation prizes or products for promotional consideration if the show is in a rerun.

by WM86 January 13, 2009

Retard showdown

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.

Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown

by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019