Shortzesque

When two entries in the same crossword puzzle have identical definitions -- derived from the name of the crossword puzzle editor of The New York Times, Will Shortz.

The puzzle had Shortzesque definitions for the two entries of ZIPS (Flies) and ZOOMS (Flies).

by Donald of Gothic May 16, 2008

Sharteeze

When one sneezes and sharts at the same time.

Proper Noun:
Explosive diarrhea expelled through the anus during a sneeze.
Sharteezed (pst)

Verb Phrase:
Beotch, I'll sharteeze in yo face.

Becky sharteeze was epic in deed. That shiznit went all over the bathroom wall. Damn girl. I would hate to clean that up. Explosive shart.

A classic sharteeze happened in the movie Hall Pass.

by Bontheball.com February 19, 2012

shortness

It’s like when he calls a girl he likes shorty especially if she is shorter than him

How are you shortness?

by henna83 May 30, 2018

Shortle

A measurement of time equivalent to 13.4567 Seconds

Guy 1: When are you going to be here?
Guy 2: In a Shortle, calm your horses

by Blitzgeek November 27, 2018

Out shortted

Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.

A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.

"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."

by Gachunt July 25, 2012

Party Shartee

someone who ruins the fun of a party, or someone who sharts on a party (Shit+Fart) A more creative and advanced way of calling someone a party pooper.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna light up some meth?"
Person 2: "I prefer my teeth white"
Person 1: "Don't be a party shartee"

by KloudAlpha May 12, 2014

shorties

Yes, well, it's an African American slang term for kids.

"Say, blood, you got some shorties or you a player?"

by Doth Bator September 30, 2003