Shortstop

In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.

by Pauliver October 26, 2003

shartastic

appearing incredibly great and having unforeseen or unexpected qualities; as in a shart is a fart with the added surprise of liquid feces.

That party was shartastic because I found 50 bucks.

by prototypical December 27, 2006

ShortCutulus

The study of calculus shortcuts. These are also often denoted as types of operators or just methods which you just have to accept work and don't ask the professor why or you'll be more confused.

In differential equations, you learn weird shit that just looks like complicated algebra, but it's actually just calculus shortcuts. The proofs are often just long and complicated, but in the end, get you to a new operator that skips a lot of calculus steps.

It usually seem convoluted but makes it easier for humans to compute since calculus is too much work for monkeys.

Examples: Abel's Theorem, Characteristic Equations, Laplace Transforms

"Laplace Transforms literally make no sense. Why are we even doing them, they seem pointless"

"Oh yeah, instructors don't tell you it's just shortcutulus so you just accept it as useful even though it seems pointless for now"

by ptrkm March 5, 2020

shortascammed

When a short person cunningly convinces you to trust them , despite your basic human instincts. And then proceeds to elevate their self esteem by fucking over a taller person than them .. to make themself feel better about being vertically challenged.

Despite my gut feeling, i was still shortascammed by a little fucker.

by KS bang u April 16, 2020

Shortest Movie Ever

When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.

Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”

Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever

by Supersonic94 January 14, 2023

Hypotenuse Shortcut

Noun

A visual used to describe an alternate route when cutting a corner in the midst of travel (usually on foot) as said traveler walks along the "hypotenuse" of a 90 degree angle turn.

Eric: How do we get to McConnell's Ice Cream Shop?
Peter: Its 3 blocks down Islay St., turn right and walk 2 blocks down De La Vina St.
Eric: Why don't we just take a hypotenuse shortcut through the back alleys to save time?
Peter: What the fuck is a hypotenuse shortcut?

by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013

Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.

"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."

by Schieze December 27, 2015