strawberry shortcut

Like a strawberry shortcake (the act of ejaculating on a partner's face and then punching them in the nose, the blood and semen creating the effect of whipped cream and strawberries), only without ejaculating first.

"Dude, I was pissed off at Cindy last night, so I totally gave her a strawberry shortcut."
"So... you punched her in the face?"
"Basically."

by calvin the curious January 11, 2008

shitcunt

A girl who gets fucked by every tom dick and Harry in every single hole a proper shitcunt!!

cor that maria has been getting it off everyone even my bird thinks shes a shitcunt

by Big G February 16, 2004

shortcuts bitch

someone who uses custom icons with shortcuts on iPhones to theme their phone

ayoooo she's a shortcuts bitch

by NovaHEV October 30, 2022

Sportcenter

the act of commentating, derogatorily, about persons while they are speaking

Man we sport-centered that b***h,
to sportcenter is to make fun of while that person is speaking.

by 40 yr old hottie November 30, 2010

shitcunt

You just made an Australian mad.

you bloody shitcunt

by angry australian July 27, 2016

shortbust

some one who is flat chested or lacks atractive breast size

did you see fiona shes such a shortbust she'll never get a boyfriend

by wutdafuge February 23, 2017

shitcunt

either someone who is shit at being a cunt, or a cunty person who is just a complete cunt. Every attempt at describing a shitcunt succeeds only in describing someone slightly less cunty - in essence, the infinite cunt. A contemptible cunt more cunty than you can imagine, ever.

can also be used to describe a lady suffering from rectal incontinence, literally her cunt is shitty.

eg My neighbour, ex and daughters boyfriend are all fucking shitcunts
fancy a pint shitcunt. (this is generally considered banter)

I've done a shit in my panties and it's gone right through - I've got a shitcunt!

by the lexicon ninja March 15, 2017