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Stupid shopper

That person who shops online at 3 am and end up with a lot of crap and no money.
“Why did you by this?”
“Idk I’m just a stupid shopper
by Flowegirl February 27, 2020
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Secret shopper

Another name for a mystery shopper.

Basically people who are sent to shops, restaurants or other places, to act as regular customers and give a report of their experience at the end of the day. Their work is very confidential since “their cover is not supposed to be blown” in any way while on a job, as this would defeat the purpose.

Their services are usually needed by companies and business who are looking to evaluate their customer service performance mostly.
I’m really excited about my new secret shopper job!

Being a secret shopper is like being an undercover FBI agent.
by Jozéy January 1, 2021
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Grey Friday Shopper

One who talks about Black Friday being stupid and pointless but ends up getting up early and buying a bunch of shit anyway.
Man, John is such a Grey Friday Shopper. All he did was talk shit about black Friday and did you see his new TV!
by ItsYaBoiKovie November 28, 2014
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sepperoni

Derogatory term/slur used by Europeans (especially Italians) to refer to Italian-Americans in an English-speaking contest. Comes from seppo + pepperoni and is used when Italian-Americans who don't know anything about Italy and actual Italians claim that they're fully Italian and get offended when told they're not Italian if they're from Brooklyn or Chicago. Apparently Americans are super proud to be American but get mad when you say they're not also another nationality smh
*normal conversation between 2 actual Italians from Italy*
Person 1: hey isn't it crazy how everyone outside of Italy just sucks at making pasta?
Person 2: I know, it's crazy. Not even Italian restaurants do it right abroad, it's always too bland or overcooked or the flavors they use make no sense.
Sepperoni: nooooo I can make perfect pasta!!!! I'm Italian just like you guys cause my great-great-grandma came from which is totally an Italian dishSicily and she taught me how to cook perfect spaghetti with meatballs, which is totally a real Italian thing! You boil some water, cook the spaghetti without salt, drain them, put them in a plate and pour the sauce and the meatballs on top! That's Amore! *random hand gestures that make no sense to real Italians*
Person 2: you fucking idiot this is not how to make pasta. you're not Italian at all, you don't even speak the damn language!

Person 1: *interrupts person 2* chill out bro, he's just another stupid sepperoni
by choercazzocomenabaguette August 9, 2020
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Pixel Shopper

A peson who browses the internet looking for things to buy but has no intention of buying any.

The internet equivalent to a Window Shopper.
Person 1: dude, did you see all those pictures of cars (insert name here) posted on facebook?

Person 2: Ya that guy is such a pixel shopper.
by badbingbingbong June 6, 2011
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shit shopper

A person who only buys junk food at the supermarket.
That fat slob never eats anything healthy. He's a real shit shopper.
by frenchie 312 December 23, 2015
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urban shoppers

Niggas who shop in them rich ass white stores and shit
Y'all motherfuckers all some urban shoppers for buying all that expensive shit like gucci.
by urban shoppers March 6, 2016
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