the stomps

Phrase referring to the experience of diarrhea so intense, when squatting upon a toilet one stomps their foot on the ground as they expel brown fluids from their hindquarters. Often associated with moderate to severe pain akin to a burning sensation.

That week old chalupa I scarfed last night gave me the stomps all morning.

by invisible christopher walken March 2, 2009

Shimpsis

a seafood dish, or a cartoon sitcom about a family,

Yeah dawg, Lemme get an order of the fried shimpsis.
Yo Dude! after the Penn State game we gotta watch the Shimpsis

by Big Nation April 4, 2003

stomps

jazz dances

Sykes took her frequently to Winter Park to 'stomps'.

by Valdas November 20, 2011

Shoops

A combination of "shit" and "oops."

"I failed the test! Shoops!"

by Lankin247 February 11, 2009

shomp

Used as a descriptive term for things that aren't as good as they should be, or could be.

1. Well that's shomp.
2. Damn, she's hella shompfaced.
3. This dinner is basically shomp.

by Randy Ramirez December 28, 2005

stompsies

Used when a person is about to "butt out" a cigarette but does not want to burn the soles of his or her shoes. Whoever else is in the immediate premises proceeds to "stomp" on the cigarette.

Guy 1 : "Man, I don't want my mom to see these butt burns on the bottom of my shoes. STOMPSIES!"
Guy 2 : *stomps on the cigarette"

by nicepacksack May 2, 2006

Swamp Slomps

A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.

That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS

by Joey Slomps April 21, 2011