Medium Shaftner

The size of your erection that is larger than a grade A softee but not quite the size of a full on rager.

Wow it seems like i can't get rid of this medium shaftner because my pants are too tight.

by sergiothinks October 22, 2010

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

by brownie.123 November 10, 2017

Voorheesville Shaft

A hidden place deep in the woods where high school kids go to party and get shitfaced. Usually consists of a portable speaker, a fire, and a fordable table for pong. The fire department has only been needed once...

That Voorheesville Shaft last night was so fucking fire bro, I cant wait till next weekend to throw glass bottles and stand in a circle!

by stonner420 January 1, 2019

Iowa Smack shaft

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

by PortalDM March 7, 2019

shaftwack

simply when a man takes his penis and hits somebody in the face with it

"jon gave me a shaftwack when i was asleep and woke me up"

by trevor hackl November 6, 2005

ShaftBack

When when you flash back to seeing only the shaft of a friend's penis while they are pretending to show the whole penis

I was sitting on the couch when I

had a ShaftBack and remembered my friends penis

by NippleShire September 30, 2017

Shnasty

A word used interchangeably with extremely, utterly nasty.

"That girl is so shnasty!"
"This pasta takes really shnasty!"

by Jessica Herdoon February 24, 2006