docking ships

when two dudes, one circumsized and one not, place their penises tip to tip, and pull the foreskin from the uncircumsized fellow over the circumsized mans member.

Me and Blackler had gay foreplay by docking ships!

by Ephesius Balthazar February 6, 2008

Shmister

(adjective) used to describe one person who knows enough about everything to start a conversation but once they begin talking on a topic, you relize they know nothing about it. They try to use big words and fancy sentence structure to make it sound as if they know what they are talking about when they really dont. These people are often thought of as "know-it-all's" when they really know nothing. They are often proven wrong and are rarley and expert in any subject.

Dude 1 "bro, i met this babe last night and she had it all, she was hot, succesful, and knew everything about everything!"

Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"

by surfrat96 November 15, 2011

shmipod

a very SHITTY ipod. not meaning working but for real like someone threw it in a pile of shit

LMFAO you have a shmipod!

by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009

Loose Lips Stink Ships

A promiscuous girl on a cruise ship.

Do you smell that seafood? Must be from the ocean. No, that's just that slutty broad who's been banging every guy on this boat. Yeah, loose lips stink ships.

by Leopold's Stotch February 22, 2013

loose lips sinks ships

unguarded talk that can be used to do things that you might have known were possible if you told those that weren't suppose to hear it even if they wanted to know it

I didn't know it but my loose lips sinks ships and I had feelings about it but they could be for or against it

by Mr. Tellthe truth parrot July 10, 2010

Toxic Ships

Ships that contains pedophilia, abuse and incest. These ships are toxic because they romanticize and normalizes the experiences/trauma of survivors, these ships are harmful in the fandom and are toxic but fans tend to ship it anyways because they either it is normalized in the fandom or are too ignorant to listen to survivors.

"Many or all the fandoms are filled with Toxic Ships that are harmful to survivors."

by ThisMansGame July 13, 2016

shnipsy

shnipsy is when your friend comes over and takes a poo and accidentally leaves poo on the toilet seat.

Hey mate, I think you left a little bit of shnipsy behind ya, you silly dick.

by LUKASSBABY September 18, 2014