Shlomit

GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.

the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents

by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023

Vince Shlomi

Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill

Why did God take away Billy Mays, but leave this asshole Vince Shlomi?

The wrong kid died!

by Echo Boomer89 July 10, 2009

Shlomo Sixt

A useless car rental company in Israel where all of their cars are falling apart.

"I rented a Mazda 5 from Shlomo Sixt in Israel, the piece of shit was missing to hub caps , one rear view mirror and one seat belt. The sales person told me, you dont need hub caps, they fall off anyway" Useless Sixt!

by Sharone B January 28, 2009

Shlomo-The-Homo

A Gay Jewish Man, named Chuck, living in Chula Vista. He drives a Porsche and likes to suck a lot of dick. He swallows nerm by the fucking boatload. He prays to Abraham each day for a large black man to anally rape him.

"While at synagogue last week, I saw this Shlomo-The-Homo there, lighting the menorah and wearing his yarmulke, and he was also sucking a lot of cock."

by Roger Jenson January 6, 2005

shlode

adj.
n.

A large penis that is too big for the human body. It usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. And 4 to 5 feet long. There is only one man that his this penis.......his name is jake ainsworth......

Hey! Have you seen Jake Ainsworths penis? Its huge! He calls it "Shlode"

by Jake Ainsworth January 21, 2010

shlockered

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

Shlogpper

Pronounced: shl-o-pa

The word 'shlogpper' comes from to words: Slut and Whopper.

It is an offensive term used insult a female who is a whopper (fat) and a slut too.

It is not to be used directly rather indirectly. e.g. If a 'shlogpper' is walking across the playground and you are not alone you would yell inconspicuously 'awwwwww shlogpper' and the people you are with will find it rather funny.

Use directly at your own will.

Shlogpper walks past canteen with her miniskirt.
Paul: Awwwwww shlogpper!

by hj195 June 13, 2010