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The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
by mike sphynx July 30, 2010
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by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020
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Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow
Bill: yeah it is
Bob: it sucked
Bill: yeah it did
Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow
by achflemmed April 16, 2009
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