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shitts and giggles

im gonna eat 3 pizzas for shitts and giggles
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shity hand grenade

Your having sex and you really need to shit, but you dont wanna stop banging her, so u shit in ur hand and slap her in the face.
While haveing sex, Paul really needed to shit so he whiped out the shity hand grenade on the bitch.
by gilli-spree March 10, 2007
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Shittygroup

A commonly used term for Citigroup amongst investors and on the street. Citigroup suffered massive financial losses during the 2008 financial due to exposure to troubled mortgages in the form of Collateralized debt obligation (CDO's), compounded by poor risk management The company then massively diluted shares to raise money. Seemingly out of the crisis in 2011 and shed of its govt ownership, the company instituted a despicable reverse split which every one but the management seems to know would further destroy the stock price. With the stock price down almost 97% since before the crisis, the management keeps giving itself massive bonuses while shareholders value plummets.
Shittygroup stock tanked again, no surprise there, no one wants to hold Shitty with a 10 foot pole or their poles.
Their smooth talking CEO, Pandit the Bandit's paycheck is now worth almost the entire dividend given to shareholders despite the fact the company's shares have lost almost 97% of its value under his tenure.
by rufustherat October 2, 2011
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shity hand grenade

when a woman is preforming the art of felacio and trys to stick her finger in your ass hole, you shit in her hand, and while she is looking at the shit in her hand you kick her in the back of the head hard enough to make her face hit her shity hand with enough force to make the poop shrapnel atomize and cover a wide area
jessica was sucking freds dick and stuck her finger is his ass....fred shat in that bitchs hand and roundhoused her in the back of the head....there was shit everywhere....stupid bitch wont try that again after that shity hand grenade
by c_mac December 12, 2007
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Shitts and Grins

To do something for the sake of Just doing it, and having no real purpose or goal other than just a good time.
"You wana Suck eachothers cocks for shitts and grins?"
by Bofish December 22, 2008
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Glup Shitto

A character from the Star Wars universe known to hardcore fans but unknown to general audiences.
"OMG, Glup Shitto is back!"
"Who?"
by Ast0 December 13, 2020
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Hotty gets the Shotty

A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.
Sean: "Shotgun!"

Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"

Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."

Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"
by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011
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