An advanced sexual prank to perform during ejaculation. To practice this prank, you must pretend to ejaculate into your partners mouth, but right as you climax, turn around and perform the shitstorm onto their face. This is a highly advanced technique in which you need to perfectly time your shitstorm together with the ejaculation.
Girl 1: "How was he in bed girlll?"
Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."
Girl 1: "Oh no"
Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."
Girl 1: "Oh no"
by EgyptianShitstorm February 19, 2021
Get the Egyptian Shitstorm mug.1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
by Freissner January 2, 2009
Get the Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm mug.A daily occurring event since at least 2015, when Donald Trump ran and won the presidency in 2016.
A minor event that no one should care about but since it offends liberals, it is given major press coverage, you know, the kind of event that no one would have cared about back in the 2000s.
A minor event that no one should care about but since it offends liberals, it is given major press coverage, you know, the kind of event that no one would have cared about back in the 2000s.
Person 1
Hey, did you know Elon Musk bought Twitter.
Person 2
Guess there is a liberal shitstorm brewing.
Person 3
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it will cause a liberal shitstorm.
Hey, did you know Elon Musk bought Twitter.
Person 2
Guess there is a liberal shitstorm brewing.
Person 3
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it will cause a liberal shitstorm.
by WokeMan91 April 28, 2022
Get the Liberal Shitstorm mug.The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."
It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.
It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.
"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."
"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."
"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."
by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010
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Get the Kentucky Shitstorm mug.Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.
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