Shitloader

Someone who shits way too much in one day. Someone who never stops having the shits when they don't have diarrhea.

Bob just crapped for the 6th time today and he doesn't have diarrhea, he must really be quite the shitloader.

by Anonymous reality November 6, 2013

Baker's Shitload

A large amount of a given item (usually baked goods) ranging from 26 to 130.

Hey homie we need a Baker's Shitload of chicken wings, I got mad munchies.

by Hally13uk October 5, 2011

shitload

The approximate amount of something that can fit into an asshole. If referring to money, it is equal to the volume, in cubic centimeters, of a medium-size butthole.

John had a shitload of money.
Lucy had a shitload of pistachios.

by pooperscooper99 May 13, 2011

shitload

A whole bunch of....

HoMiE. you got a ShitLoad of weed right thurr

by SeXyPiMpEtT January 9, 2004

shitload

approximately equal to the number of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus of an atom

there are a shitload of electrons between the 3d orbital and the nucleus.
There are 2 shitloads of electrons between the 6d orbital and the nucleus

by superdork December 28, 2005

Shit loaf

A Shit loaf is when you have fallen down because you are so drunk you accidently shit yourself. Hours later when you wake up in a pool of you own vomit (well you hope its your own vomit) you find that a shit loaf has developed in your pants.

A Shit loaf is basically just a slab of shit stuck to the back of your leg.

Andy: "Yo Neil you smell hella fine"
Neil: "Yeah I a major shit loaf going on"

by Andrew Hardman August 30, 2006

Shitload

1) A modern standard unit of measurment that everybody understands to mean way to much or a huge almost un-doable quantity.

2) The cargo of a slurry lorry.

"Got any work to do this weekend?"
"Yep, I have a shitload!"

"There was a shitload of people at the party last night."

"You done for the day Kev?"

"Almost, just got to deliver this shitload to Farmer Giles"

by Anna's February 7, 2010