shitsmurf

an insult. essentially a person who has the fun value of a smurf covered in fecal matter. perhaps you can laugh at them, but you dont want them to stick around.

guy: dude, lets go look at slides of plants in the science lab!

other guy: you're quite the shitsmurf.

by jacob88 August 8, 2005

shitistic

noun
1. falsified fact or datum, esp. one used to solidifying a petty argument
See bullshit

He presented some shitistic to support some faggonometric aim.

by Kariem September 19, 2007

shtism

all it means is so hard that i shit myself

can be used in words you want to make longer.

lol---> lolshtism
rofl--> roflshtism

ect.

also used for no apparant reason if you want to have fun

Guy 1: heyy
Guy 2: shtism
Guy 1: Wtf..?

by Cam2348723984723984723984739284723 April 8, 2008

shitimufuck

A word used to describe a giant asshole.

Girl: He is such a shitimufuck

Boy: yes. he is and i love it

by jesus RAHL December 7, 2009

shitsmypants

everyday existance when your brain doesnt work by societies definition

When Mrs. Kari goes to teacher conferences for her kids she shitsmypants cause she has a hard time listening to them without saying fuck you. And then she shitsherpants cause all she wants to say is fuck you

by kari matt August 25, 2011

shitsmear

shitsmear: a smear of shit across any place, when gotten after sexual activity it can be wiped across the face of one or more of the people involved.

person 1: man after anal with helga last night my dick had a huge shitsmear
person 2: did you wipe over that slut's face?

by thatfatbastard December 7, 2012

shitispiss

A term used when the situation is bad.

Larry: Shitispiss..... Shitispiss.
John: It's ok I'm here for you!
Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN!

by The successor of that guy April 9, 2019