Shitfarted

Shitfarted is another name for sharting. When you fart and you accidentally poop in your pants.

"You shitfarted in my shorts?!"

by Lnasty January 9, 2012

shirtfull

(n) a set or large breasts, such that they fill out a woman's shirt nicely.

Man, that heet sure has a shirtfull! I want to shoot a load right on those puppies!

by keyshaw September 15, 2004

Shitfucknigger

The favorite expression of anyone who wants to be really profane. For example: Thoes with tourettes, dying of cancer, or on Xbox Live.

Holy shitfucknigger, that was ridiculous

by Stephenious June 9, 2010

shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

shitfuckwhoremonkey

A word you blurt out when you do not know whats going on or where you are. You are so overwhelmed a plethera of swears and random words just pop out of your mouth.

When your kids are screaming, dog is barking, your cable is off because you sent your bill in late, and you have a flat tire. All that comes to mind is "SHITFUCKWHOREMONKEY!"

by Steve Silvestro December 30, 2008

Shitfacebooking

When you are very Intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would NEVER post if you were sober.

Frank: "What the hell dude"
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)

by chuckerman September 20, 2009

shitburger

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.

Don’t bite the shitburger!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019