shitade

"when one feels his disembowlment* to be of noble crusade quality,. one may name this extraordinary event a shitade" *a shit

"while i felt sweet relief after my excruciating shitade, it became aparent that stitches would be needed"

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

Shitadel

A safe toilet to retreat to in a time of fecal crisis

John knew he could seek safe turdular refuge in the depths of his Shitadel

by Myak November 24, 2013

shmetarded

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

sharded

any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia

"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"

by Alsho Dormingouny December 13, 2008

Stutarded

the combination of stupid and retarded; a stupid retarded person

Hey Syd, you're stutarded

by superdirtydave August 19, 2008

Shitarette

The act of lighting and inhaling the goodness of tobacco whilst taking an early morning shit.

I just had the best "Shitarette" bro, the sickest start to a day you can have..

by Shit Guru Cav March 6, 2010

Shitageddon

horrible farts

i drank milk and braced myself for a Shitageddon

by urmommy123 September 5, 2009