Shetlands

Defecating. Having a poo.

I'm just going to the Shetlands.

Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles

Often shortened to just 'shetty'

by Fizifty Sizzent October 14, 2007

Shetland

Very windy islands north of Aberdeen

John: Going to shetland in the holidays
Jack: but its windy
John: i ken

by SulphurS16 June 8, 2019

Suitland High School

A union of individual states under a federal government. Seceeded from the British Empire 1776, established the fundamental Constitution after one failed attempt. Founded on the principles of equality and self-government, approaching this position for the past 220 years. However, this goal was muddled by certain unforseen innovations (most notably the large scale organization of people and advertising). The large-scale conspiracy by the rich was, in fact, taken into account by the constitution, but the organization of the upper class was not. Only through large-scale education of all people can the goals of America be realized.

A union of individual states under a federal government. Seceeded from the British Empire 1776, established the fundamental Constitution afer one failed attempt. Founded on the principles of equality and self-government, approaching this position for the past 220 years. However, this goal was muddled by certain unforseen innovations (most notably the large scale organization of people and advertising). The large-scale conspiracy by the rich was, in fact, taken into account by the constitution, but the organization of the upper class was not. Only through large-scale education of all people can the goals of America be realized.

by ____________________________________________________________________________ June 4, 2004

Shetland

An affectionate term for an extremely short person.

Jade: Shut up Shetland!
Jen: I am not short!
Ryan: Clearly are though
Laura: Yeah, just accept that you're a Shetland Jen

by Poopski94 May 26, 2012

shithands

What happens when you use your hand to finish blowing your load after you have given it to your woman in the poopenshaff.

I had Angelina on all fours and was poking her dumper and was ready to jizz so I pulled out and blew all over her back, now I have shithands.

by Roots February 9, 2005

Shetland

A group of islands, basically shitter Faroe Isles.

I wanted tae head tae Faroe and they fuckin flew me tae Shetland. At least their name says hid all, utter shet. Nu'in but shet ponies and nothing tae dae but stare at this shet fancy-pansy Iron Age dome thing and feel sorrie fur the locals. Fuckers mist be bored noo.

by Bongosalad994106 June 27, 2022

Shitlanka

a word used to describe the shithouse of a team ‘sri lanka’

“india own shitlanka (55/10)

by ISHHVFX November 5, 2023