shitfuck

when youre getting fucked in the ass and she shits

shitfuck me daddy

by hhhhhhhnhhhhb October 5, 2022

shitfuck

a fantastic name for your rocket in kerbal space program

"Kerbals boarding the shitfuck 2 knowing very well they are going to die"

by maxmorpher February 27, 2023

shitfuck hammerfaced

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.

"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."

by G. Darkness January 13, 2013

Shitfuck rocket

The Shitfuck rockets are a series of rockets developed during the Kerbal Space Program. (2011-ongoing) Each shitfuck rocket featured it’s own set of abnormal design choices, which was concluded to be the reason for the Shitfuck series to be retired after Shitfuck 32’s launch. The Shitfuck series of rockets was eventually succeeded by the Cumstain series of rockets, which are expected to enter service in early 2023

Kerbal 1: Hey man have you heard of the shitfuck rockets?
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died

by Kaiser von Shittenfarden VII August 23, 2022

shitfuck rabbit

a commonly used expression of surprise or anger. most often used in situations where those around are being douches, or during XBL play of a military nature.

Shitfuck rabbit!! What the hell are you doing in my sister?

That shitfuck rabbit bastard!

by byzantine twister July 7, 2010

ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK

A sexual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator fuckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface

Curls detailing an alligator shitfuck 'A voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or Mayo', detailing a previous experience of sexual experimentation

by Raysdamanlovr May 14, 2009

Mac shitfuck

A very frusterating person who never fails to remind you that mac is awsome and that pc sucks. Even if you have your pc with you

miguel" hows it going anthony

anthony" great i just got this new laptop.

miguel" o i see its a 7

anthony" yeah the best $900 i ever spent

miguel" $900 for a shitty windows. You should have bought a mac its sooo much better

Anthony" stop bending over for steve jobs you mac shitfuck

by pissed off definitions December 6, 2009