eat a box of shit

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".

I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.

by Shit Brick August 19, 2004

Box Office Shit

A movie which is a box office success,but is still a shitty movie.

Guy 1:Dude i just saw the new Transformers.

Guy 2:Yah I heard it was box office shit.

by Thenar42 July 6, 2010

Drunker than a box of shit

Someone who is falling down drunk.

Those guys showed up at the Pit, and dude, they were already drunker than a box of shit.

by thehighplainzdrifter May 22, 2010

Fuck Shit Bitch in the Box

This is simply another name for Jack in the Box.

"Man I'm hungry, lets go to fuck shit bitch in the box"

by big JP June 12, 2008

dumber than a box of brick shit

completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.

That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.

by pinhead77 December 15, 2008

shit boxed

Completely drunk to the point of ignorance. Unknowingly peeing on inanimate objects or oneself.

Scott Johnson was shit boxed every day of college.

by DirkNiggla September 8, 2003

shit boxed

The leaving of fecal matter in a bag or a box, secretly hidden in a small room (especially dorm rooms) as a prank or revenge.

Hey, we shit-boxed Scott. He should smell that in a week or two!

by annonymous April 11, 2005