sheep shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep; either because they can't get a human partner, or because they dig animals TOO much!

A popular insult in rural areas; especially in Wiltshire.
Also often aimed at the Welsh.

Charlie: "Look at how those Welsh sheep shaggers stacked this cage!"
Mark: "Don't insult your own kind that way; just because they have more sheep to chose from than you".

by snoringsquid December 28, 2005

shagger

noun- a seducer of young, vulnerable women

Jude: He's a shagger.
Lucy: A what?
Jude: A shagger... a Dong Juan. A seducer of young, vulnerable women.

by judeacrosstheuniverse August 1, 2011

Ex-Shagger

Somebody who previously received sex daily, nightly and ever so rightly but has now not had regular sex for more than 6 months.

"Yo dude whats with this kid? I can't understand a word he is saying!"

"Just pretend he is making sense, he hasn't had his oats in a while, he's an ex-shagger"

by Calstar-Oil January 7, 2010

sheep shagger

a virgin farmer who can only get sex from his sheep and even when he does he has to put their back legs in his wellies

to have sex with a sheep

by totalguy January 8, 2004

Sheep Shagger

1 - A human being having sex with a sheep.
2 - A lame insult by Orrszstrraayaa'ans towards Kiwi's or the IEnglissh to the Welsh

Being from one of the nations that are continually referred to as "Sheep Shaggers" (New Zealand), i am happy to recieve that insult. It's usually from Australians (sorry, thats said 'Osztraaya'nsz')who as we all know are low-born (inbred), illiterate(thick as two planks) and have a native species of marsupial(koalas) which are ridden with syphilis (where did they get that then?). When a Kiwi and an Ozzsszsee first meet, it is always the Ozzsszszseeei who will insult first and inevitably the 'sheep shagger' gets thrown up quickly.
Well i'd love to say to all Oszszstraaayaa'aansz this small thing .......
YES WE DO SHAG SHEEP!!!!
Then we kill them
Then we package them
Then we send them over to your country for you sister-molesters to have on your dinner table.

Kiss my ass u stooooopeed ozszszszssseee'ees

by Hoki December 28, 2005

Sheep Shagger

Someone who has sex with sheep.

''Those Aberdeen fans are all Sheep Shaggin' bastards''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

dad shagger

The logical response to being called a motherfucker. Being called "motherfucker" implies that you fuck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.

By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.

Antagonist: "You motherfucker!"

Pacifist: "Dad shagger"

Antagonist: "Huh?"

Pacifist: "SQUAHNUTKICK"

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011