Shoemaker

If you have this last name, you are, like, three feet tall, bald, and is bald. You also have no friends. You look like Caillou. Your first name is lucas. You know everything. You poop in back packs. Your head looks like an egg. You have a $2000 pc. You brag about your loading time into Sea of Thieves. You spend too much time on video games. You go out with boys on the weekends but with your pc on weekdays. You get scared when you see a picture of a spider. Your friend whose name starts with a "J" is really smart and tall. Your friend whose name starts with an "N" has curly hair and has a cool dog. Your friend whose name starts with a "B" is really tall and wraps around you when you are wrestling him like a wrapper to a piece of candy. Your friend whose name starts with a "D" is also short. Your friend whose name starts with an "L" is chunky and also likes to wrestle.

"Man that guy is a real Shoemaker!"

by SyrianKid November 12, 2020

Shewakram

The most handsome person you'd ever met, his handsomeness is incomparable.

You can me handsome if Shewakram is too difficult for you to read

by Anavrin+* June 7, 2021

Shermake

The action of falling off a ladder

He is going to shermake

by KoolKat and Clairebear December 18, 2023

shermake

The action of falling off a ladder

He is going to shermake

by KoolKat and Clairebear December 18, 2023

a shoemaker's meal

a bag of chips divided by five.

three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal

by mr. muttinchup August 17, 2010

connor shumaker

A person that does not know when he hurts a girl. So he continues to do the same thing. He sees nothing wrong with his actions, and never will. He knows how to show someone a good time, but will leave after. Doesn't want to lose anyone, and will lie to keep them in his life. I loved him and would do anything for him, but he's just a bad person

Wow she's really hurting I wonder if Connor shumaker got to her

by Unknown915 March 8, 2017

connor shumaker

Treats women terrible but doesn't know it. Has a girl fall in love then leaves. Show a good time then leaves. He never had any intentions on staying. Will lie to keep you in his life when he feels he still needs you. Just a bad person

Wow she's really hurting... the work of Connor shumaker.

by Unknown915 March 8, 2017