To be Shreved is to encounter a Shreveport-based business and receive zero customer service. It happens so often that people finally coined the phrase.
Dude, I called the paper company to get 10 cases of white legal and they Shreved me, I was on hold for 25 minutes
by 5 Day Office Duder August 17, 2010
Get the Shreved mug.N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.
Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"
Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"
Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"
by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010
Get the Short Sleeved Magician mug.The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.
Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..
by BP12 July 20, 2012
Get the Shelved mug.Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.
by Udertheo February 25, 2010
Get the short sleeved magician mug.Dude, Saturday, I snorted 8 lines of coke, drank a whole bottle of Yager, boned 3 strippers, got countless STD's! I got totally SHEENED UP!
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Get the sleeved mug.Since my dad told me I was conceived to Stay Up Late I can't listen to it without getting sceeved out.
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