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Shark week and chill

It's where you ask to hangout with your most favorite person and devote an entire week to watching sharks and eatting yummy food like you're shark!
Hey Bob! Do you want to Shark week and chill? Shark week starts July 26!
by Mr háñdsòme June 30, 2023
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Shark week

A term used to refer to a woman's menstrual cycle.
I'm emotional because shark week starts in two days.
by GangstaBarbie666420 December 4, 2025
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Shark week

The time that a woman has PMS until her period is over. Usually refers to her bitchy mood and the unpleasantness of being in her presence during that time.

Giving men a signal to stay clear of her for their own safety.

When a woman becomes hard to rationalize with for several days in a row.
She’s been a bitch the last few days, it must be shark week.
by A.Cinko December 15, 2025
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Shart Week

A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.
I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.
by Team Beavis August 2, 2010
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Shart Week

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
by Ungoliantschilde June 23, 2012
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National Share Week

National share week is one week a year where you share your private photos for educational purposes to your friends and coworkers:) you show them your top secret pictures and what you look like 👀 🤑🤑 January 1st-7th
Are you going to be taking place in national share week?

Oh yes I will definitely show you and you can have these pictures but remember that you have to keep this between us and you can’t show anyone or tell
by I’m a harmless troll December 31, 2019
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shart week

when an individual has consumed some rotten or vile food, beans, spoiled food and cannot stop sharting (wet fart, shit +fart) for a whole week non stop. the individual may soon get worried and go to the doctor only to find out it was a malignant tumor in his intestines causing the explosions.
tony: hows it going alex

alex: aww man its been a total shart week
by Corn-man May 25, 2010
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