v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.
When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!
by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011
Get the Shampooping mug.Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
by brooskitooski January 1, 2020
Get the SHAMpagne mug.Shampave (aka veve): a precious friend. The epitome of a swag and yolo mindset
Veves are nonjudgmental mediators, but go off on anyone who dares to provoke close friends and family
They have otherworldly handwriting coveted by others&curly luscious black hair making others seethe in envy
They make great guac because they are vegetarian&care for the dying environment~they also have a endless supply of Chex mix and pita chips for her thieving friends
They have a spam where they post their daily smoothies in summers/hot chocolates in winters. They prefer their hot chocolate marshmallows big, but chopped- they swear it hits different
Veves are known for their elite emoji combinations&beautiful nail designs. They are masters of manifestation&would also like to revamp their closet
They aren’t the type to actively look for a man(only man she has ever considered decent is a Hershey bar) Instead they focus on developing themselves as individuals and becoming the best they can be. When she does simp, she expresses her love through baking (minimalist cakes). She will never settle for a man that treats her like anything less than the queen that SHE IS. He must be kind, funny, and share her values
People who can’t pronounce her name aren’t worth her time and miss out on an amazing individual that will be a constant source of love and support in their life
If you have a Shampave in your life be sure to love&cherish her while you have her- or you’ll regret it for an eternity
Veves are nonjudgmental mediators, but go off on anyone who dares to provoke close friends and family
They have otherworldly handwriting coveted by others&curly luscious black hair making others seethe in envy
They make great guac because they are vegetarian&care for the dying environment~they also have a endless supply of Chex mix and pita chips for her thieving friends
They have a spam where they post their daily smoothies in summers/hot chocolates in winters. They prefer their hot chocolate marshmallows big, but chopped- they swear it hits different
Veves are known for their elite emoji combinations&beautiful nail designs. They are masters of manifestation&would also like to revamp their closet
They aren’t the type to actively look for a man(only man she has ever considered decent is a Hershey bar) Instead they focus on developing themselves as individuals and becoming the best they can be. When she does simp, she expresses her love through baking (minimalist cakes). She will never settle for a man that treats her like anything less than the queen that SHE IS. He must be kind, funny, and share her values
People who can’t pronounce her name aren’t worth her time and miss out on an amazing individual that will be a constant source of love and support in their life
If you have a Shampave in your life be sure to love&cherish her while you have her- or you’ll regret it for an eternity
Hi Shampave! Have you started drivers Ed yet?
Not at all! In fact, I am now 16 and do not even have my permit!
How nice!
Not at all! In fact, I am now 16 and do not even have my permit!
How nice!
by grassneve December 21, 2020
Get the shampave mug.She's kind of modern kid who's old school. She's a sweetheart and aspires to live her life happily and one day to fulfill her dreams... She's away from the chaotic world.. There's a whole peaceful world within her. She loves moon😏
by Confureams December 14, 2021
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by dumbdevil October 27, 2011
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One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.
Verb-
The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.
One who takes advantage of free samples at any given opportunity, regardless of the sample's usefulness to them.
Verb-
The act of being a sample whore. Sample whoring.
The sample whore was hungry and broke, so he went to the grocery store to pick up a quick lunch from the sample carts.
Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.
"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."
Out of cologne and already tardy for his date, the sample whore decided to swing by Macy's to freshen up from the sample bottles they have there.
"That man's been in this store for about an hour, but his cart is practically empty. He must be sample whoring."
by Propaganda Panda March 30, 2008
Get the sample whore mug.adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009
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