shammy cream

A cream you put in between your balls and your ass.

“I ordered some shammy cream for biking”

by Tay the man May 06, 2021

shammy

McDonalds shamrock shake

Want to go get a shammy ?

by tortilini February 27, 2018

Shammy

It’s when you yell at the butler for answering the door to your visitors angry husband

Did you just pull a shammy?. Yeh that’s what all the racket is bro sorry.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Shammy

A ufty lil bro that is a cornball

Shammy said no to queefing in my mouth

by Oneandonlybid2 April 15, 2024

Shammied

Taking someone else's potato fries using hands which have been used to eat food soaked in a variety of sauces.

Friend A takes Friend Bs fries with a hand full of sauce infecting the remaining plate of fries. "Oh man, just got shammied"

by MrHygiene March 25, 2013

shammied

(adj.) combination of slammed, shwasted, and whammied. description of oneself being very high or very drunk.

brooo im shammied

by livpezz May 06, 2020

The Shammy Shits

The diarrhea and or gas one gets after drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.

Dude I had the shammy shits last night after that shake.

by Memely_dayz March 20, 2021