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sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck
That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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shafaa

Shafaa means healing in Farsi and Arabic. It is different from Arabic shafa'a (read like shafa@), which means intercession. Shafaa is referring to a deep state of holistic healing in which the mind, body and soul come to peace, harmony and to a state of contentment. The word is getting tied to the use of psychedelic natural substances for mental and physical wellness these days.
Take some magic mushrooms with a sitter and go for a full Shafaa!
Ayuhuasca ceremonies are happening in underground circles and healing communities who are seeking Shafaa.
Dude! Shafaa your mind by some shrooms! leave the old paradigm shit!
by consciousness November 9, 2020
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Shaffer

Noun. Doing something incrediblely stupid, but managing to get away with it. For example, bringing a dildo into the student center and throwing it like a football, yet only getting a pink slip.
That kid was such a Shaffer! He just threw a dildo at the Professor, and the Professor apologized!
by Publius42069 May 22, 2019
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Shaéf

The word shaéf originally used by the high class of British aristocracy to describe a person or event in a derogatory manner has more recently developed into a term used to describe any person, place, object, time, experience, event, or action.
I was walking down the street when this giant shaéf bumped into me, without even saying sorry he walked off so i shaéfed him in the nuts.
by EuroShaéf August 16, 2010
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shafafa-sphere

Shafafa-sphere (n)

A communal space that is infused with “shafafa”, and each members a “shafafa-naut” (q.v). Shafafa-spheres tend to be highly stable, slow-moving entities. Those who attempt to disrupt a shafafa-sphere (i.e., by acting as a “voice of reason”, calling for realistic planning, swift action, etc.), typically face grave consequences (e.g., being “voted off the island”), that are meted out with astonishing speed.
That chick is floating around this place without doing anything of value...she's definitely in the shafafa-sphere.
by DavePrime9 April 10, 2016
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ShafeSex

During anal sex, it's the act of leaving a cream pie in your partners booty, then taking a dollop of the booty flavor enhanced cream and wiping it on the partners nose. Also known as a Dr. Evil or Chocolate Ass Cream
My partner has a crazy fetish for ShafeSex.
by Mister first class March 8, 2017
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salford city academy

salford city academy, sometimes referred to as salford shitty academy is a shit school in the best estate in the world in salford, england. this school consists of cocky year 7s acting hard and telling staff to suck their mums, the chavs smoking weed and selling £1 b&h cigs outside the shop, all the year 8, 9 and 10 girls with their shitty fake designer bags looking like a walking talking wotsit and the wannabe roadmen that would definitely rob you for a five bag of weed. however, if you go here their is some real g's and sound kids. this school cares more about you bringing your planner and reading book to school then kids mental health and you will most likely have a teacher put you in isolation if you do anything wrong. they also care way too much about the uniform. white socks? isolation. black skirts? isolation. skinny pants? isolation.

the teachers here are mostly cretins and wont even let you breathe in lesson without giving you a warning for it, there is probably less then a handful of staff that are actually sound. the only way you will have a good day here is if gaynor serves you when your buying lunch or if you have a supply teacher (that excludes mr prince and mr penney). at this school the students love to terror the teachers, terror the year 7s and terror mr ritchie.

in conclusion, don't come here. it's shit and you will most likely end up depressed or with a drug addiction. or maybe both.

big up gorgeous paul
girl 1: what school do you go to?

girl 2: i go to salford city academy, it's shit
by RealBroFromSalford420 January 6, 2021
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