shadowbox friend

someone who claims to be your friend, but is never actually there for you. like a shadowbox, this person (or people) are more like a hollow shell and no substance than a real person.

Person 1: man, i just had a huge fight with Sammy.
Person 2: why?

Person 1: she claims my personality has changed, but how would she know? she's never around anymore.
Person 2: what a shadowbox friend.

by anonymou53 March 6, 2010

Shadowman

Weirdo that plauges people and sites, Seems to hang around Portsmouth Area until migration comes when it heads north in search of cold.
spoted on: DDRUK, DDREI (rarely), Shadowman.TK, DDREX, B3ta (Sometimes), and various hats.

"That wanker Shadowman just stole my hat"

by Shadowman June 30, 2004

shadowboxing

Shadowboxing is the act of jacking off, skeeting, spanking the monkey, beating off, or choking the chicken in your rack with the curtains are closed and when you have a light on in your rack. Then a shodow of you beatin your meat is dispalyed for everyone who happens to look and notice it to see.

Morrow-"Norton...quit jacking off while looking at porn at night. we could see the shadow of you beatin your meat. quit fuckin shadowboxing."

Norton-"Fuck...how the hell can you see through those curtains!"

Morrow-"Norton the shadowboxer."

by Norton1987 June 14, 2008

ShadowVex

The guy that only uses crash pads in party royale to troll and because he dosent like tiktok dances and people that annoy him also he uses Zero Point energy i dont know he is very shy in person

ShadowVex is cool 😎

by The Imagined Order September 6, 2021

shadowboxing

Coined by a couple of teenage girls from California, Shadowboxing is basically a much nicer word for dry humping.

Giggly Teenage Girl #1: So, did you guys have sex?
Giggly Teenage Girl #2: No, but we shadowboxed.
Giggly Teenage Girl #1: Bet that was fun.
Giggly Teenage Girl #2: It totally was. I accidently called him Jude, though.

by Natalie December 29, 2004

shadowlord

A boy whom is very sensitive to words and isn't the type to look good.

Bully: you wouldn't pick up any girls
ShadowLord: *Cries*

by BangBang86 July 16, 2020

Shadowboxer

A white male who only engages in intercourse with African-American women.

Sutter has brought home 5 sisters this past month, I think he has turned into a shadowboxer.

by Tylersdad January 20, 2019