seitan

Also known as wheat meat or faux beef, seitan is prepared wheat gluten. It has a meaty, chewy texture, and thus is often used as a substitute for chicken or beef in vegetarian dishes.

Seitan is a fat-free, cholesterol-free, animal-free source of protein, and is available in most natural food stores and some of the better supermarkets.

you haven't lived until you've tried the barbecue seitan wings at horizon's cafe.

by jaybie September 4, 2004

sexit strategy

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.

Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.

by derbyroller October 12, 2010

sexity

a combined term intermingling intensity with sexyness, thus sexity.

see booty noir for the proper use and inflection of sexity.

by phil ken sebbin esq. October 28, 2006

Semitarian

A semitarian (or semi-tarian) is a vegitarian who eats certain types. Of meat (eg: chicken, fish)

Jimbo is now a semitarian

by Loooserlf March 19, 2010

seitagram

an amazing kpop tiktoker you may also know him as @cherry.sooya or @starlight.sei he posts a lot but usually deletes them 5-10 minutes later also a big dahyun enthusiast!

1. Have you seen @seitagrams new post?! Yes!he is so funny!
2. wow @seitagram on tiktok is so nice!

by viseul December 25, 2020

Senithi

Nature’s tube light. Has very long hair and face that is very small in comparison to her brain which is very big. She is smart reliable and an amazing friend. Has freakishly tiny hands but u would need a senithi in your life.

Senithi is so cool.
Wish I was a senithi too.

by Shalalaladodoboomboom June 11, 2020

Waxed anti-semitic

The act of anyone suddenly crossing the line and going on a virulent anti-Semitic tirade.

Tim was having an ordinary conversation with Bob, but all of a sudden waxed anti-Semitic when Bob mentioned his support for Bernie Sanders.

by Indeeana Jooooones September 13, 2017