moderate tavere cunt severity

when you know how pussy you could really even be
alt spelling: moderate tavear* cunt severity

Oh she is giving moderate tavere cunt severity down

by marylouwhoo December 9, 2021

Severious

A combination of the words; severe and serious, to emphasize something that is not only serious or severe, but severely serious.

"dude, did you just see that fight then"
"yeah man, it was way severious"

by Tucker_ver.3.0 April 18, 2007

Severus Snape

The person involved in a 1337 flash movie dancing to an underrated Right Said Fred song. . .

I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. . .

by The Ravenclaw Seeker May 7, 2004

Severus Snape

My own hot bitch of a personal lap-warmer!

Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.

by *The one who stole his virtue* October 22, 2003

Severus Snape

Harry Potter's REAL Father.

Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.

Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!

Snape: No, I am your father!

Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!

Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by hgdslkhg January 28, 2011

Severious

When something is both serious and severe, and when neither word is strong enough.

My hybrid just got mowed down by a tanker truck. The damage is severious

by Hitomichu June 14, 2012

Septimius Severus

The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3

Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"

by i_like_satanic_black_metal May 13, 2020