sitter

An experienced LSD user who hangs out with you during your first trip to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

first timer: "It's so hot in here! I'm burnin' up!"
sitter: "Just chill, I'll grab some Pepsi's and we'll go to
to the lake."

first timer: "I have to warn my neighbor about the volcano
in my face!"
sitter: "Just chill. I already told him. Let's sit back and
listen to Blind Melon."

first timer: "I can feel the acid but I'm not getting any
visuals."
sitter: I got a couple joints. Let's go down to the
waterfall and puff. That'll help you out."
first timer: "Thanks, man. Thanks for being there for me,
ya know?"
sitter: "It's cool, homey. No biggie."

by FrIeNdOfMaN June 18, 2006

Sober Sitter

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.

by N8Duff July 6, 2008

sitterra

People named Sitterra are smart and funny. Even though they are fruity, they can always find a way to beat you in any type of game. They are usually born in October. Sitterra's usually get friends but not many girlfriends.

"You fruity like a Sitterra."

by Blakestervvv November 21, 2021

Senterlogs

Noun - Strenuous work given by teachers to kill all of your free time. Usually involving 3-5 page articles and multiple hours.

"Dude, I stayed up until 4 in the morning last night doing Senterlogs."

"It's insane! They're due tomorrow, and I still have nine to do!"

by @Akc1103 October 13, 2013

Settee

Great place to have sex on, especially one that is plush and covered in soft, black leather.

Do you like my new leather settee?
Lovely. Now climb on it, lift your skirt and bend over haha!!

by JJ-DJ November 21, 2014

Shoulder Sitter

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.

My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

Toilet Sitter

The backside of any person, individual. The butt cheecks, the rear end, the caboose, the ass.

Person One: Look at the large toilet sitter on that bitch.

If the 'toilet sitter' of the person is some hot babe, then, "Awww, yeah, she could sit on me any day of the week."

If the 'toilet sitter' is from a larger heavyset woman, then, "(SPIT TAKE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT? (VOMIT.)

(Not just for females, but males as well.)

by zinnate November 12, 2011