Sea Serpent

A stool that protrudes from the water ala Loch Ness

He left a sea serpent in the toilet.

by sd louder January 10, 2020

civil serpent

Malapropism for CIVIL SERVANT.

That bureaucrat is a civil serpent.

by but for September 22, 2018

Colon Serpent

The act of anal sex by a rather large penis.

Shiley found Vannie's colon serpent to both feel good and hurt at the same time.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

Serpents Tongue

When a man fucks a womens gauged tongue, busts a nut down her throat, and rips her tongue in two creating a serpent effect!

guess what peter?

What?

I gave my women the serpents tongue the other day and she almost killed me! But it was awesome!

Hell yeah, that's fuckin sweet.

by insideyamembrane December 31, 2011

Mucinex Serpent

You make your spouse OD on Mucinex and facefuck them in the nose. You then ejaculate in their nose, so a string of mucus flies out. You proceed to ejaculate in her nose, while going in deeper until they don't have a stuffy nose anymore.

I just gave my wife a Mucinex Serpent a year ago. She hasn't had a stuffy nose since

by IlDisTorTlI July 03, 2023

South Side Serpents

A biker gang in the South side of Riverdale and Archie comics

Betty: Did you here that Jug became a South Side Serpents?
Archie: Really?!?!?!?!

by Daddy 5.0 January 25, 2018

said the serpent to the snake

meaning hypocrite, simlar to the phase "pot calling the kettle black." origanates from otep's "sepsis"

Molly: you have way to much free time.
Rya: said the serpent to the snake.

by The only smart person in the world March 02, 2006