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semitic armor

Creating morally and ethically perverse media content for mass distribution and getting away with it by claiming anti semitism if anyone says anything negative about it; or,

Funding universities to allow a disproportionate number of Jewish students and when test scores and grades are made public it shows the Jewish students were unqualified but claiming anti semitism against the facts; or,

Bombing people, using next generation military equipment to kill and usurp land of poor people while claiming anti semitism if you say anything against it

Basically doing anything you want because you control media and legal enforcement
Sometimes, I wish I had semitic armor to get away with murder. Not really though, I don't have an evil gene.
by lughat January 6, 2025
mugGet the semitic armormug.

Anti-Semitism

Yeah, don't give a fuck about a racism or anti-semitism
Hym "You're trying to tell me that Anti-Semitism is a problem but I'm tell you the MY THING... Is a problem. So... No. I don't give a shit, kike. My thing or nothing. Hilter was wrong but only because he was basically a Jew."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
mugGet the Anti-Semitismmug.

Kanye's Anti-Semitism

Was the most benign shit you could ever even imagine. Half of it was lauditory. Half of it was persecutory IN HIS DIRECTION. Seriously, you are the most self-righteous people on the fucking planet. Were DOES your delusion of moral superiority come from? Seriously! I just- I'm just curious. Because I know the religious come from their reality monster but uppity white liberal women I'll never know. You're worse than the zealots with that shit.
Hym "Kanye's Anti-Semitism is fine."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
mugGet the Kanye's Anti-Semitismmug.

anti-Semite

Someone who is critical of objectively bad Jewish behavior; a person of the utmost moral integrity
Every person of high morality can be referred to as an anti-Semite.
by Objective-Reason Daddy December 17, 2024
mugGet the anti-Semitemug.

You’re an anti-Semite!!

In its modern usage, “anti-Semite” loosely refers to anyone who says anything bad about the Israeli government, including criticism by Israel’s own citizens. The term is usually thrown around by (1) anyone with bribes or kompromat from Israel, or (2) anyone mindlessly parroting their overlords (see 1).
Ex 1
Human: Samuel Pisar’s stepson gave my tax dollars to Israel, so they could murder tens of thousands of women and children. I wish I was a billionaire so I didn’t have to pay taxes.

Politician: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 2
Millions of Israeli citizens: Benjamin Netanyahu’s war-mongering and targeting of brown civilians, with no plans to retrieve our hostage family members, makes us sad and angry.

Israeli government: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Ex 3
Amsterdam residents: Israeli Maccabi FC fans received a police escort to go around town, shouting racial slurs against Arabs, vandalizing property, burning Palestinian flags, and harassing and destroying taxi cabs. This behavior is unacceptable.

Mayor of Amsterdam: You’re an anti-Semite!!

Benjamin Netanyahu: We’re going to bring Mossad over next time, to target and harass anyone who says anything bad about these Israeli vandals.

Mayor of Amsterdam: Ok sounds great!!

Ex 4
Ben and Jerry’s: We’re still going to sell ice cream in Israel, but not in the illegal occupied territories.

Josh Shapiro: You’re an anti-Semite!! To retaliate, I will use my power as Pennsylvania’s Attorney General to ban Ben and Jerry’s from doing any business with any PA-government affiliated entity.

Kamala Harris: You’re a frontrunner for my VP pick!

Ex 5
ICC: We condemn Benjamin Netanyahu for his war crimes.

American politician overlords: We will sanction the ICC, and invade The Hague if necessary, because… you’re an anti-Semite!!
by WhiteCisGenderHeterosexualMale November 22, 2024
mugGet the You’re an anti-Semite!!mug.

Money Tight Semite

When I worked as a waiter at the synagogue I would have very low tips because it was full of money tight semites who didn't know how to tip right
by EmJayee October 14, 2017
mugGet the Money Tight Semitemug.

Anti Semitic PornStar Cult

when a group of friends play a word filling game and someone says "Anti Semitic Porn star Cult" as an answer
Person 1: what is something that you would not want to see in a grocery store
Person 2: An anti semitic pornstar cult
Group: *laughter*
by Drip_poke July 22, 2022
mugGet the Anti Semitic PornStar Cultmug.

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