shmikal

A queen. An individual who is both so unique on the inside and outside that people can't help but envy the individual. Will occasionally say "dubious" or "sus" as a way of communication, otherwise will speak in the language of the hamsters. Shmikals slay in everything that they do and are stan'd by all the middle-easterns from Kuwait.

Dude! Did you see that concert last night?
Yeah. The singer was such a shmikal

by Febreze Slurper January 30, 2022

Semina

Semina is one of the prettiest people out there. She is like an angel sent by God. She is a kind, funny and smart girl. She is hardworking and always tries her best.
She always sees the good in people, but doesn't believe in second chances. If you need someone to talk to or to listen to, Semina is always there for you. Every room she enters lightens up by her presence.

Everyone wants to be her or be with her. For the people she puts her biggest smile on, but deep down she is hurting. She's been through a lot and has been hurt a lot, but she never gives up, even if it's not easy at times.
She's such a person, looking at her makes you feel happy :)

"What is a synonym for perfect?"
"Semina"

by someone.anonym February 6, 2023

friends seminary

I though it was a semitary but when I went to dig up bodies I found out it was not

I went to friends seminary to dig up bodies. There were no bodies there.

by catnoirfanclub March 3, 2021

re:zero kara hajimeru isekai seikatsu

An anime that defintely deserve a season 2 and a must-watch anime

Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu

by AZNDKflush January 4, 2017

Shemika Turd

In the act of deffication, when the feces or turd hits the water with such immense force to create a splash of cold water that then propels itself onto your buttocks and or butthole. Resulting in an uninvited chill surging through your body sometimes giving you goosebumps and what some would like to call the Shemika shakes.

"It's colder than a Shemika Turd up in here."

"The icy Klondike bar felt like a Shemika Turd in the palm of my hand."

"I had the worst Shemika Turd yesterday."

by Culnickpatnathan January 27, 2009

seminary

a class that mormon teenagers are obligated to take all four years of high school. Having fun is a rare occassion since the class takes place before school even starts. Sometimes you'll get lucky & get a cool teacher. Other years, you'll be border-line suicidal due to that teacher's pyschotic behavior.

Zack: "I hate seminary unless the teacher brought donuts."
Ciara: "Word."

by xavierisnotmyname August 24, 2010

Seminarcolepsy

The disorder where you fall asleep within 30 minutes of a seminar, training session, presentation or conference. It is brought about by the inane user friendly rambling that presenters use to drag our what should be an informative yet short production into a day long affair of crappy powerpoint, moronic group activities and useless handout.

Sorry, could you send me the paper copy of the presentation. I cannot attend as I have Seminarcolepsy.

by sean liddle May 22, 2006