Sela

A beautiful girl and also the nicest person you will ever meet! Sela can be sassy sometimes, but she is always there for you!

Jake: Oh Sela is so nice and hot, I saw her friend was sad and she just cheated her up instantly;
Mark: I know right! She is so sweet!

Jake: I should totally ask her out!

Mark: Yup, she is such a Sela though

by Sela_Shron May 11, 2018

Selma

Incredibly beautiful girl,
loves to have fun,
very smart,
true and real friend.

"Omg, have you met the new girl?"
"Yeah, she's totally a Selma!"

by Haaaa your momma April 2, 2009

Selam

Selam is a very nice person with a great personality. She is very PRETTY AND THICK. She has a big butt. She loves to laugh with her friends and is loyal.

Selam is so nice

by Grfhfguddsf September 21, 2019

Sela

A very funny and outgoing girl. She is very nice and doesn’t like to hurt peoples feelings. She feels guilty with a lot of things. A lot of people think she’s funny. She can be quite sassy sometimes. She’s got a big booty. She’s very lonely though. No one quite understands her. She helps everyone else and asks if they’re okay. But no one asks her.

“That girl is super funny. But she seems lonely”,
“She must be a Sela”

by Sel bell June 2, 2020

Selfaholic

That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.

Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"

by GrouchVaude September 12, 2014

Selangor

When you talk about the state of Selangor, people will remember that Selangor is always no water supply

Awak duduk Selangor ke Are you live in Selangor?
Kami sengsara disini We're miserable here

by Malaysiantroll November 29, 2020

Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma Bouvier are fictional characters on the long running, animated show "The Simpsons". They are the older twin sisters of Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson(nee Bouvier). The twins each have large, puffy light-purple hair. They are both avid smokers with graveled voices, presumably hereditary as both their mother and sister have the same graveled voices. Although they are largely the same, there are a few ways that they are different. The main way being that Patty is a lesbian. Selma wears a sleeveless, knee length blue dress and oval necklace while Patty wears a short sleeved, knee length orange dress, with blue pearls. Both sisters desperately hate Homer Simpson, their brother in law and do everything they can to cause him pain and humiliation.

Patty: Hey, Selma, there's Homer, going into the kwiki mart.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.

Oh, Patty and Selma.

by PositivelyPisces June 12, 2016