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Pocket Sized Porn

Pocket Sized Porn is Porn played on your pocket sized or mobile device (iPhone, iPod, Zune, iTouch, ect). Porn is sent to your device by web site download or played on your web enabled device.
The web site Pocket Sized Porn offers mobile users both formats. Users can log on to the website PocketSizedPorn from an iPhone and play porn on the iPhone without downloading, or they can connect an iPod to the PC and download from the PC version of the website.
by iPhone Porn PocketSizedPorn October 13, 2008
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phil-sized

1. An excessively large image, in resolution too high to display in the average browser window of a 1280x1024 screen. Usually the subject is a hot chick, and often the high resolution displays less than flattering detail.

2. Any excessive thing in form, or style.
I just got a new phil-sized garage for my 18 cars.
by shack November 30, 2004
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industrial sized bag of douche

adjective

instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.

You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.

see also: douche bag, industrial

synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron
Kari: You know Mary? I can't believe what a big douche bag she has been since she's been dating Darby!

Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!

Kari: ooh!
by xenu! May 24, 2008
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Seize the Z's

A way to tell a friend to get some sleep, as opposed to "Carpe Diem"; a send-off to an underslept buddy, can also be substituted with "Carpe Z-em"
Bro 1: "man, i've gotten like 5 hours of sleep all week..."

Bro 2: "what the hell are you still doing awake man?? SEIZE THE Z'S!!!"

Bro 1: "wtf!?"
by Hotora May 24, 2010
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National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day'

In response to National Throw Short and Tall people Day, October 23rd is the day where people can throw their friends who are between 5'5" and 5'9" without their consent.
"We'll come for you medium sized people for National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' is on October 23rd!"
by FabianBabaYaga October 12, 2021
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tote sized

"that dude has tote sized junk, hes TOTALLY hung like a butterfly"
by LebanonJon November 5, 2006
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Plus-sized

A term for morbidly obese people, mostly women.
What’s your opinion on plus-sized women?
Their fucking fat
by Devappl June 5, 2022
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